He said he'd fuck a sheep! Jay looks at Silent Bob and smirks, but Bob mockingly imitates Jay's move. It may be a laugh-free wasteland for the rest of us, but Jay and Silent Bob scavengers will find some meagre scraps to forage for if they have several hours to spare. Jay: Fuck fuck fuck fuck Willenholly: That's it boy, put the dick down. Oh, now you're the director. Sissy: Dogma: Directed by Kevin Smith. I'm the pie fucker. (failed) Devil Jay 2: Went to film school. Yeah, sis. Well, in that case, you bet your sweet ass I would. Jay: Put the monkey down, and your hands up. Holden: Comedy The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie. And the only thing I do recognize right now is the political fiasco I'm about to avoid here by letting this butt-fucking Brady Bunch go. You need two hands. Don't tell me you have no idea there's a movie being made of the comic you two were the basis for. Don't fuck with the Jedi Master, son. Devil Jay: [to Silent Bob] You've got a sick and twisted world perspective. Jason Biggs: In 'Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back' (2001), a guy who comes out and clicks the clapperboard for a few seconds is Paul Dini, an Emmy-winning writer who first created the character Harley Quinn on Batman TAS (this is part of the commentary) And then she goes and sucks two other guys' dicks off instead. What you don't believe me? Your shit is really getting tired, Justice. Dude, I think I just filled the cup. You chug that ass cock, baby. Dante: I wasn't even supposed to be here today!! [Will pulls out his shotgun and blows the guy away]. Okay, here's the deal. Jay. Banky: Jay: Because we may very well be dealing with the two most dangerous men on the planet. Jason Biggs: You and your men stay up here, when I corner them, I'll call for back up. What? And Tubby here is my black man servant. These shots include: (1) Jay and Bob in a plane, (2) the two drinking beers (at the appropriate moment of "Jay's Rap") on the set of "Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season", (3) Jay and Bob outside a parking lot, (4) an alternate take of Jay miming sucking a breast in "Brodie's Comic Stash", (5) Jay smoking a cigarette during the "E.T. What is your damage, little boy. Your Momma's going to try to score. We're going to Hollywood! Uh, three by my count, but close. You mean the guys in that Prince movie? Well, to have all these fucks stop talking shit about us on the Internet. Jay: And he's playing Chronic, aka Ray. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Quotes Showing all 141 items Holden : If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank. [they smile and shake hands as Silent Bob shakes his head]. Visible crew/equipment: When Jay and SB are kicked off the bus and are bitching about it, a boom mic is reflected in the back window of the bus. Nothing. Let it rip boy Angel Jay: The film's plot was heavily inspired by Chasing Dogma, a comic book miniseries that Smith wrote in 1998 and 1999 to explore events that happened in the Askewniverse between Chasing Amy and Dogma.[11]. They don't? [Jay tries to talk his way out of a drug bust]. No, you're misunderstaning me, Prince Valiant. All these assholes on the Internet are callin' us names because of this fuckin' stupid movie. [Jay's mother walks into the record store, leaving infant Jay and Silent Bob in their strollers]. [after pulling a very long pube out of his teeth] Hey. There is a newer version of this item: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back [Blu-ray] $34.99 (4,241) Only 1 left in stock - order soon. When convenience store hangabouts Jay and Bob (see "Clerks") learn a film is being made with their comic book alter egos Bluntman and Chronic (see "Chasing Amy") and without any payment to them, the doped-out duo undertake a cross-country odyssey (see "Dogma") to sabotage the production (see "Mallrats"). Its the female orgasm that's the myth. WHEN'S GONNA BE MY TIME? Hey, stop stealing monkeys. That monkey shot me in the ass and paralyzed me! Don't tell me your thinking of whipping your dick at that fine piece of woman, are you? Holy Fuck! Oh sweet irony! Chaka's Production Assistant: Now we can finally solve the mystery of the hitchhiking ghouls. I'm counting on you, Sheriff. Something sweet, ya big goof. I hope one rips the other one's shirt off and we see some fuckin titties floppin around, yeah! Banky: Stealin' the little monkey. Silent Bob: Jay: The filmmaker, who has been telling stories with the characters of Jay and Silent Bob since 1994's Clerks, used the latest movie -- his first one in the shared universe of Clerks, Mallrats,. Jay: Hooker #1: 42 Deleted Scenes with introduction by Kevin Smith and others. In later wide shots, the bullet hole is missing. Mua-ha-ha-ha! Brodie: Now they may be gay, but that's not their son. Jay: Still Galleries (On the Set, Birth of a Poster and Jay and Silent Bob Comics). In prison, he'll be the pie. Ha, ha, you're gonna love this. When the fuck can your servant ditch this foul-mouthed little chucklehead to whom I am a constant victim of his folly, so much so that it prevents him from ever getting to kiss a girl! Wow, there's a lot of love in the room. Jay: Jay and Silent Bob spend their royalty money locating everyone who expressed negative opinions on the internet about the movie and their characters, including children and clergy, and travel to assault them. Wes? Holy shit. I didn't think so. I can't believe I'm gonna get some pussy for stealin' the monkey. Show some respect. Well, if we were gay, that's certainly the way I'd see it. And sometimes, you go back to the well. It must be a conspiracy like in the X-Files *Roswell* style! Then you're all you motherfucks are next. But it was better than "Mallrats". Pull of their masks and let's see who they really are! I'm paralyzed! I pinch it like this. Three days to stop that fucking movie from getting made. And for the record, while we're one the subject, I knew that wasn't a real little boy. Bobby Boy, stay here while mommy picks up the free cheese, kay? What more could two guys from New Jersey want? Jay: Fuck, Biggs, did you even READ the script? I look into his sorry doe eyes and I just, I see a man crying out. Chrissy: Oh shit! Brief Synopsis: This reinserts 39!!! Okay, you two. Like I JUST got into the whole Clerks universe because I saw the Clerks 3 trailer. I'm a teen idol, dammit! Jay: [about "Dawson's Creek"] Hey! Me and Silent Bob modeled our whole fucking lives around Morris Day and Jerome. / We smoke the blunts. The UK cinema version altered a line of dialogue to receive a 15 certificate. COMMANDER! [Holden, Jay, and Bob look into the camera]. I'll be right here waitin'. [Steve-Dave is forcing him onto his knees] Estimated time: 6 mins. Chaka: Rumor is Ben Affleck and Matt Damon are working on a super secret project on the lot. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back [VHS] Jason Mewes (Actor), Kevin Smith (Actor, Director, Writer) Format: VHS Tape 4,278 ratings IMDb 6.8/10.0 Prime Video $3.99 $14.99 Blu-ray $12.99 DVD $5.00 VHS Tape from $65.00 Additional VHS Tape options Edition Discs Price New from Used from VHS Tape August 13, 2002 1 $14.24 $14.24 $6.00 VHS Tape hilarious deleted scenes back into the movie, making this the longest and most complete version of Jay and Silent Bob ever. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back was released on VHS and on a two-disc DVD in the Dimension Collector's Series on February 26, 2002. Gay, straight it's all the same now. Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? Whillenholly: Brent: James Van Der Beek: So what's the deal here? Jay slaps his face], [while trying to get comfortable at an unfamiliar gas station]. And that body? This store sure does suck ass, doesn't it? Fuck Jay and Silent Bob. Leave 'em out here like that and see what happens. Two-disc set. Gus Van Sant: The Internet has given everybody in America a voice. The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie.The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie.The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie. Fuck! . Until it happened to me. Hmm, I don't know. Shaggy: Walt "Fanboy" Grover: Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party". The label in the animal testing lab under the dart gun implores you to "brake" glass. Hiding inside a diner, the pair dress Suzanne as a child and pretend to be a gay couple, with Suzanne as their kid. The alternate scenes / deleted scenes were priceless, those are the only special features I've tried out so far. [getting into the van] If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank. Cast and Crew . This quiz is based SOLELY on the movie, not on any extra scenes that may be found on the DVD. She is TOO fine! That's what the Internet's for, slandering others anonymously! That's pretty funny. Guide to Morris Day and the Time Don't know anything about this funk band? Jay: Oh Jesus, again Ben? Don't you recognize me? These are just SOME of the reasons this movie is bad. Jay says you guys had a Star Wars themed wedding, and you tied the knot dressed as Storm Troopers. Think I could get a little blow job for good luck? Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Fine, I'll give you two-thirds of what I make. Oh my God. [James Van Der Beek and Jason Biggs are being arrested by mistake]. P.S. Whillenholly: A day. Deleted Scenes with Intros There are 42 deleted scenes on offer here. Sissy: Jesus, you're not even trying anymore are you? Gag Reel Kevin Smith returns with another introduction to yet more crap footage. Additional Extra Features Also on disc two are trailers, stills galleries, music videos, and cast and crew filmographies. You went to film school didn't you? . Matt Damon: Did ya hear that fuckin' guy tellin' me how to fuckin' raise ya? What are you trying to say? Whether ambitious thematically, ("Dogma", "Chasing Amy"), or outright comedy, ("Mallrats"), the movies as a whole were less satisfactory than their many very funny parts. And I'm, like, "Jay and Silent Bob." A monkey? Jay: Walt "Fanboy" Grover: Fire a warning shot into his bulbous ass. [appears out of nowhere] Well, actually there was this one time Clark: This place licks balls compared to the Quick Stop. [takes Jay and Silent Bob behind a wall, out of sight]. Okay. Chaka: I think I would recognize an ape if I saw one, okay? This page has been archived and is no longer updated. Kevin Smith's previous movies always seemed to be something of a mixed bag. Catchy, ain't it? Jay's Mother: Jay: Sheriff: Jay: By what name was Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) officially released in India in English? They escape as the police arrive and the van explodes, believing the girls have perished. Yeah, I'll bet you do. Whillenholly: Echo Base: Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK KEVIN SMITH DIMENSION REGION 2 PAL DVD at the best online prices at eBay! So, we're introduced to how Jay and "hetero life-mate" Silent Bob first met. Jay And Silent Bob Reboot is available from several platforms and while it's not currently available on Netflix or Hulu, it can be found on Prime. Go to hell, Pacey! document.write(new Date().getFullYear()) 2428392, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Hooker #1: Fred: That's right. Club wrote that "[e]ven at a slim 95 minutes, Jay And Silent Bob lets initially funny scenes trail off into long-winded monologues and silly digressions", and Elvis Mitchell of The New York Times called the film "[may]be the greatest picture ever made for 14-year-old boys. A Chasing Amy in-joke in Holden's apartment. You used to be into all this girl stuff. No, Steve. Uh-huh. Christ, Ben, I said I'm busy. I must be the craftiest motherfucker alive. [over Gordon's walkie talkie] Willenholly declares the crime an act of terrorism and calls for backup to hunt "the two most dangerous men on the planet.". Seeing the film's negative reception online,[10] the pair set out for Hollywood to prevent the film from tainting their image, or at least to receive the royalties owed to them. What's with the knife, we havin' cake or something? I'm a smooth pimp who loves the pussy. Jay: Fuck them up their stupid asses. That's the ape. Get the fuck off her. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Alternate Versions Showing all 4 items The Enhanced CD Soundtrack has a video for "Jay's Rap 2001", in which is shown a number of shots that did not make it into the final film mixed in with those that did. You're like a child. Teen #2: ^ Will Ferrell would later star in the 2009 film adaptation of Land of the Lost as Dr. Rick Marshall alongside Danny McBride as Will Stanton and Anna Friel as Holly Cantrell.

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